Tiki Drinks
Paradise Lost or Paradise Found? Enjoy fake paradise here in Nordeast! Our drinks are made with lots of premium liquor, strange mixers, spices and fresh fruit. May we have your attention, please The following drinks are all served in tacky mugs with stupid garnishes for you to ponder and enjoy. And for an extra lousy 5 you can keep the mug. owever, this too-exciting-for-words experience requires a credit card deposit of 5 per mug, which will kindly be refunded on the mugs safe return.(So much reading. So little time.)
The BeachcomberThe sun is setting and the torches are on fire. Better than taking a walk on a deserted beach with your secret lover, and not getting busted. Flavors of strawberry, lychee, lime and pineapple...and paradise |
$0.00 |
The Native's CurseUnwelcome intruders landing on the forbidden island are cursed by the natives with a terrible spell...perpetual misery and boredom. The only way to reverse the curse is with this inexplicable mango and lemon tropical rum swill |
$0.00 |
Scorpion StingSome say if you suck out the poison from the scorpion’s sting right away, you’ll feel warm and euphoric. Morons. The only sting that can do that is our mix of Jamaican and sugarcane rum, fresh lime, and secret extract! |
$0.00 |
Tahitian SwizzleTahitian bamboo, harvested by moonlight contains a festive tasting juice, and rum. Skeptical? Then unwind as your mouth embraces guava and berry flavors, and a nice nip of rum. Served in a bamboo mug (ok, it’s ceramic but it looks like bamboo. |
$0.00 |
Fu ManchuTrader Vic’s dark and coconut rums, and some special Kung Fu flavors...super tasty. Only one foo will do, in this not so foo-foo fighting beverage. Served in his own mug likeness. |
$0.00 |
Miserable BastardBooted out of the Psychology Academy of Molokai after one year, Suzi never forgot the lessons she learned. Their loss = your gain. A wallop of dark rum and bitter lime is a proven depression management. Served in classic suffering bastard mug |
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Paralyzed PolynesianPolynesian Paralysis: “a screaming desire not to work, not to do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental.” Hey, now that’s the right attitude. Made with 4 different rums. Served in a scary brown headhunter. |
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Virgin SacrificeEveryday a disturbing spectacle of tyranny ensues. A gang of Elvis impersonators entices another virgin with fermented blue nectars, then throws her into the volcano...which is not very romantic. Served in a mean green tiki with the cherry intact |
$0.00 |
One eyed WillyA dangerous and deadly potion. Various rums, 151 rum, and some orange, pineapple and lime. Yep, this salty dog is served in a pirate mug. Down the hatch! |
$0.00 |
Psycho Zombie (Slush)A zombie walks into a bar...that’s it, he just does, cause he’s not too smart. Drink a few rum soaked cherry, cola, and lime slushies and become completely brainless too. Served in a timeless never-die green tiki vessel |
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CoconautA cross between a tropical white Russian and a spicy pina colada, but not really. It’s lip-licking delicious. Served not in a coconut, but a rocket ship...just kidding. It comes in a beautiful brown bamboo mug. |
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Crummy ScoundrelAn absurd blend of amusing flavors and pirate-like fun...but with no pirates. Blackberry, pomegranate, banana, and extra hooch. Comes in a coconut, because there’s no coconut flavor. Logical. |
$0.00 |
HeadhunterA native headhunter or a corporate headhunter...who’d win? Suzi says, ‘‘the guy with the higher tolerance.’’ Served not in a fancy suit mug, but a green headhunter mug. An agressive mix of spiced rums, lime, orange, and nut |
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Large & Shared Drinks
Large and Shared Drinks require additional credit card deposit
Psychotic SuziSuzi says, ‘Your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant.’” A 20 oz. delirium of Redrum, secret syrup, and a whole lime. Amazing! Served in a neato Psycho Suzi’s mug. (A mighty fine souvenir for a tolerable 8) |
$0.00 |
Leilani’s Fire Bowl Serves 2-4Never mess with a woman scorned. 48 oz. of liquor-on-fire nonsense. A cadre of booze and boozosity, with flavors of mango, pineapple, and orange. This bad gal comes in a fire breathing volcano bowl. |
$0.00 |
Eruption in Paradise Serves 2-4Lacking any decorum, this potion will bring you to new heights of disgrace. Made with a superb blend of exotic rums and fruit nectars. Served in a 54 oz. smoking volcano |
$0.00 |
Beer - Crap on Tap
Blue Moon |
$0.00 |
Nordeast |
$0.00 |
Bell’s Two |
$0.00 |
Hearted |
$0.00 |
Summit Pale |
$0.00 |
Stella Artois |
$0.00 |
Guinness |
$0.00 |
Blue Moon |
$0.00 |
Nordeast |
$0.00 |
Bell’s Two |
$0.00 |
Hearted |
$0.00 |
Summit Pale |
$0.00 |
Stella Artois |
$0.00 |
Guinness |
$0.00 |
Beer - Beers in a can
For the Discriminating Beer Drinker
Fat Cat |
$0.00 |
Surly Cynic |
$0.00 |
Back in Black |
$0.00 |
Kokanee |
$0.00 |
Pabst (tall boy) |
$0.00 |
Coors Light (tall) |
$0.00 |
Hamm’s |
$0.00 |
Brew Free or Die |
$0.00 |
Beer - Beers in a Bottle
Budweiser |
$0.00 |
Heineken |
$0.00 |
New Castle |
$0.00 |
Amstel Light |
$0.00 |
Leini Honey |
$0.00 |
Weiss |
$0.00 |
Corona |
$0.00 |
Pacifico |
$0.00 |
New Belgium Seasonal |
$0.00 |
Mich. Golden Light |
$0.00 |
High life |
$0.00 |
Rush River Bubblejack |
$0.00 |
Dark Horse Raspberry |
$0.00 |
Angry Planet Pale Ale |
$0.00 |
Cygnus X1 Porter |
$0.00 |
Beer - Non Alcoholic Beer
Because...We love you long time
Clausthaler |
$0.00 |
Paulaner Thomas Brau |
$0.00 |
Beer - Alcoholic, But not necessarily Beer
Strongbow Cider |
$0.00 |
Crispin |
$0.00 |
Ace Pear Cider |
$0.00 |
other Tropical delights
Mai TaiTrader Vic’s Amber and Dark rum, pineapple, orgeat, fresh lime |
$0.00 |
Classic DaiquiriMount Gay Sugarcane rum, whole fresh lime, simple syrup |
$0.00 |
Suzi’s strawberry daiquiriRedrum, whole fresh lime, strawberry syrup |
$0.00 |
House MargaritaCuervo Gold, fresh whole lime |
$0.00 |
mighty fine MargaritaSauza Hornitos Reposado, Cointreau, fresh whole lime |
$0.00 |
Wino
And the menu starts to go wrong somewhere…
red ColorMalbec Pinot Noir Cabernet |
$0.00 |
white ColorSauvignon Blanc Pinot Grigio Chardonnay |
$0.00 |
Celebrate good timesBottle of Bubbly |
$0.00 |
Celebration for one(Individual bubbles in a can) Sofia Blanc de Blancs |
$0.00 |
Nightly Specials 10 Pm-Close
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Before and After Bar Before you were sober…after you’re notStoli 3 (any flavor) house Margaritas and mai tais 5 |
$0.00 |
Homeless Helper Can-o-RamaCraft cans are 2 off PBR tall boy cans |
$2.50 |
Neighborhood NationSummit, fulton, surly, and grain belt taps |
$3.00 |
It’s Cold OutsideHot Grogs 5 Jameson Shots 3 |
$0.00 |
Don’t Take Your Guns to Town.All whiskeys are ½ off (not scotch…just whiskey) |
$0.00 |
Nightly Specials 10 Pm-Close
Every single day! 3-6 PM Saturday and sunday 10 am-2 pm
Afternoon Delight3 Tap beer and 3 well drinks |
$0.00 |
Bloody Mary BarLoads of crap you can shove in a glass. Somethin’ to do and somethin’ you can accomplish. Fun, cheap and Productive. |
$6.95 |
Tropical MimosasExotic, refreshing, and good |
$6.95 |
Pu-Pu for you
erally, all of our luscious and calorie free appetizers are made one at a time by the hands of fair Minnesota maidens... who sing tiki songs and repair cars and of course, cook.Beer-battered Onion Rings
Low-calorie greasy goodness madewith Wisconsin beer and Minnesota onions. |
$0.00 |
Red RocketsMini cocktail sausages dipped in beer batter and golden fried. Served with honey dijon, spicy BBQ, or rock sauce. |
$0.00 |
Mini Mex RollsMini burrito-like thingamajigs. Served with a creamy salsa dip. |
$0.00 |
Triple Garlic Hummus PlateOur roasted garlic and garlic hummus served with warm pita triangles and drizzled with garlic oil. |
$0.00 |
Fried AsparagusBeer battered and deep fried...so it’s really healthy. Served with rock sauce. |
$0.00 |
Chicken GremlinsUnsophisticated and beer battered with a cult-like following. Served with rock sauce, honey dijon, or BBQ. |
$0.00 |
Barracuda Buffalo WingsCrispy wings served with our tequila buffalo sauce and our chunky blue cheese |
$0.00 |
Beer-battered Cheese CurdsCheesy wonders made with love by our neighbor’s cows. Gooey good. |
$0.00 |
Backfire DipA spicy artichoke and jalapeno dip. Served bubbling hot with toasted baguette. |
$0.00 |
Potluck Pickle Roll-upsThe backyard party favorite. Minnesota Sushi? Trashy, but tasty. |
$0.00 |
Trans-Am Tater TotsRegular tots. Good times. Served with rock sauce. |
$0.00 |
Peggy’s Deviled EggsAunt Peggy makes ‘em the classy Midwestern way! |
$0.00 |
Brown Sugar BabiesBacon wrapped smokies in a bourbon brown sugar glaze. Addictive. |
$0.00 |
Dry Rub WingsNine pieces of sugar and spice crispy delights. Served with chunky bleu cheese or ranch |
$0.00 |
Burgers & Tots
All Burgers come with Tots! Consuming raw or undercooked meats may increase your risk of foodborne illness
The ChargerCustom blend beef, spicy BBQ sauce, applewood smoked bacon, and cheddar cheese on a butter grilled bun. Served with lettuce, tomato, and red onion |
$0.00 |
Suzi BurgerA secret blend of beef, butter, and seasoning, topped with caramelized onion, provolone cheese, and red pepper mayo |
$0.00 |
American RamblerCustom blend beef with your choice of provolone or cheddar on a butter grilled bun. Served with lettuce, tomato, and red onion |
$0.00 |
LowriderCustom blend beef topped with sauteed jalapenos and onions and pepperjack cheese. Served on a grilled sourdough bun |
$0.00 |
Hot & Cold Sandwiches
All sandwiches served with tasty tots, seasoned kettle chips, or coleslaw
Cobra (hot)Sliced roast beef, melted provolone, sauteed onions, and bell peppers with our special sauce on toasted ciabatta |
$0.00 |
Delta RoyaleVeggie patty, provolone, zesty red sauce, sauteed onions and bell peppers on a toasted bun |
$0.00 |
Pontiac II (hot)Roasted pulled pork with BBQ Sauce and vinegar slaw served on a baguette |
$0.00 |
French Dip (hot)Roast beef on a baguette. Served with au jus |
$0.00 |
Monterey (cold)Roasted turkey, romaine, green peppers, and provolone cheese. Spread with hot pepper mayo on wheat bread |
$0.00 |
he Commando (cold)Loads of our salami and honey ham, lettuce, roma tomato, red onion, provolone, jalapenos, mayo, and delicious house dressing. Served on a baguette |
$0.00 |
Freddie’s Chicken Salad (cold)Roasted chicken and walnut salad topped with romaine. Served on hearty wheat bread |
$0.00 |
gg Salad (cold)Nothing weird. Just egg salad with a romaine leaf. Served on wheat |
$0.00 |
Soup
Spicy Black Bean Chili (vegetarian) |
$0.00 |
Soup of the Day |
$0.00 |
Working Man Meals
Available Mon-Friday 11-2pm. Dine-in only
Pizza SpecialOur standard solo pizza with your choice of any two toppings. Choose red, white or bbq sauce |
$0.00 |
Burger du JourSee server for today’s burger plate special. |
$0.00 |
Suzi BurgerA secret blend of beef, butter, and seasoning, topped with caramelized onion, provolone cheese, and red pepper mayo. |
$0.00 |
Soup and 1/2 SandwichChoose chicken salad, spicy turkey and provolone, or egg salad. Served on wheat bread with a cup of our daily soup or chili. |
$0.00 |
Suzi Supreme SpecialGet a solo version of our most popular pizza. Pepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms |
$0.00 |
WingsChoose our Barracuda or Dry Rub Wings for a non-healthy lunch |
$0.00 |
Terrific Desserts
I Work Hard, I Get Dessert
Deep Fried SnickersBattered and fried candy bar on a stick. |
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Sebastian Joe’s Ice CreamAssorted flavors. Ask server. |
$0.00 |
Birthday CakeCake for any occasion! Marble with buttercream icing. |
$0.00 |
S’mores Platter (serves 2-4)a.k.a. Make your own messy disaster. Chocolate bars, graham crackers, marshmallows, and fun. |
$0.00 |
Beverages
Soda pop (refills) |
$0.00 |
Lemonade, Iced tea, Arnie Palmer (refills) |
$0.00 |
Coffee shop brew (refills) |
$0.00 |
A and W Root Beer can |
$0.00 |
Tiki Punch |
$0.00 |
Hot tea |
$0.00 |
Fancy Soda Pops (add cream)Raspberry, Strawberry, Vanilla, Mango |
$0.00 |
Salads
AtticaFresh mixed greens with three cheeses (feta, mozzarella and provolone), tomatoes, kalamata olives, marinated onions and hardboiled egg. Tossed in Mafia dressing. |
$0.00 |
Spinach and WalnutFresh spinach, St. Pete’s blue or Montchevre goat, spiced walnuts, and red onions. Tossed with balsamic dressing. |
$0.00 |
Blue FairlaneIceberg wedge with applewood bacon, marinated red onion, blue cheese crumbles, and house made croutons. Topped with our blue cheese dressing. |
$0.00 |
Blackened Chicken CaesarRomaine leaves dressed with a classic caesar dressing, butter and herb croutons, and shredded parmesan. |
$0.00 |
Starter Salads
House SaladMixed greens, roma tomato, red onion, and house made croutons. Choice of dressing. |
$0.00 |
Small CaesarRomaine leaves dressed with a classic caesar dressing, butter and herb croutons, and shredded parmesan. |
$0.00 |
Small SpinachFresh spinach with blue cheese crumbles. Choice of dressing |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza
Four Homemade Sauces to Choose From
Standard Cheese Pizza |
$0.00 |
Deep Dish Cheese Pizza |
$0.00 |
House red |
$0.00 |
Chunky sweet tomato |
$0.00 |
Cayenne BBQ |
$0.00 |
White wine sauce |
$0.00 |
World Famous Minneapolis Pizzas
If you didn’t know, Psycho Suzi’s is world-renowned for its tasty pizza. We’ve won thousands of awards for its deliciousness. So many we had to build a trophy room in Ramsey County. Try one of our combo pizzas...no substitutions please.Deep Dish or Standard Crust - Medium or Larg
Suzi SupremePepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, black olives, mushrooms, and extra mozzarella. |
$0.00 |
Suzi QuattroSpinach, sun-dried tomato, roasted garlic, and mozzarella with our white-wine garlic sauce. Recommended on our standard crust. |
$0.00 |
Pineapple Barbie QRoast chicken, red onions, fresh pineapple slices, and our spicy BBQ sauce with a plethora of mozzarella. |
$0.00 |
Hemi CudaA heart attack on a plate, but at least you’re living life in the fast lane. Pepperoni, spicy sausage, Canadian bacon, ground beef...and onions and green peppers with lots of mozzarella. |
$0.00 |
The FastbackArtichokes, spinach, and tomato with our white wine and garlic sauce plus plenty of mozzarella. Recommended on our standard crust. |
$0.00 |
Four BarrelSpicy fennel sausage, red onions, roasted red peppers, and feta and mozzarella with our house red sauce. |
$0.00 |
Ultra BirdRoast chicken, onion, fresh tomato, feta, and mozzarella cheese over our white-wine sauce. Recommended on our standard crust. |
$0.00 |
Sunny BuickFresh basil, pine nuts, roasted garlic, provolone, mozzarella, and our tasty white-wine sauce. Recommended on our standard crust. |
$0.00 |
CordobaHot giardiniera, feta cheese, roasted chicken, and roasted red pepper. Served with white wine and garlic sauce. |
$0.00 |
Paradise CityCanadian bacon, pineapple, pineapple rum-soaked raisins, and red onion atop a pile of mozzarella. |
$0.00 |
Tiki Drinks
Mai Tai Jjj Circa 1944A hefty cocktail made the traditional way with fresh squeezed lime, amber rum, house-made orgeat, curacao, and a dark jamaican rum float. Garnished with mint and love. |
$0.00 |
The CaIbal Jjj Circa 1971Big toes for breakfast? How about a potion of coconut cream, pineapple puree, nutmeg, and jamaican rum? Less painful. More fun. |
$0.00 |
The Beachcombe Jj Circa 1985The sun is setting and the torches are on fire. Better than taking a walk on a deserted beach with your secret lover, and not getting busted. Flavors of strawberry, lychee, lime and pineapple...and paradise. Completely inauthentic, but who gives a crap. |
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Miserable BaArd Jjj Circa 1966Booted out of the molokai academy of psychology, suzi never forgot the lesson she learned... misery wants a drink. A wallop of dark jamaican rum, fresh lime, falernum, and paradise bitters. Depression management. |
$0.00 |
Coconaut Jj Circa 1964A cross between a tropical white russian and a pina colada, but not really. Vanilla, coconut cream, allspice and west indies rum. Served not in a coconut, but a rocket ship just kidding. |
$0.00 |
Fu Manchu Jj Circa 1960Only one foo will do, in this not so foo-foo fighting beverage. Special king fu flavors of jamaican rums, coconut, hawaiian coffee, and pineapple. |
$0.00 |
Psych Zombie (Slush) Jj Circa 2010A zombie walks into a bar...that’s it, he just does, cause he’s not too smart. Drink a few rum soaked cherry, cola, and lime slushies and become completely brainless too. |
$0.00 |
Scorpion Sting Jjj Circa 1951Some say if you suck out the poison from the scorpions sting right away, you’ll feel warm and euphoric. Morons. The only sting that can do that is our mix of plantation aged rum, fresh lime, and rum cream. |
$0.00 |
Crummy Scoundrel Jjj Circa 1972An absurd blend of amusing flavors and pirate-like fun but with no pirates. Blackberry, hibiscus, banana, fresh lime |
$0.00 |
Native’ CuE Jjj Circa 1956Unwelcome intruders to the forbidden island are cursed by the native’s with a terrible spell... never ending boredom. To reverse the curse natives drink an elixir of west indies rum, passion fruit, coconut, and citrus. |
$0.00 |
Paralyzed Polynesian Jjj Circa 1966Polynesian paralysis: ‘‘a screaming desire not to work, nor do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental.’’” that’s the right attitude. Made with 4 different rums, hibiscus, and citrus. |
$0.00 |
One Eyed WiY Jjj Circa 1962This salty dog is a dangerous and deadly potion. Dark jamaican rum, house-made falernum, orange, pineapple, fresh lime, and 151 rum. |
$0.00 |
Extra Special Drinks
Extra special drinks require additional credit card deposit Serves 2-4 Serves 2-4
Eruption in Paradise Circa 1969Lacking any decorum, this potion will bring you to new heights of disgrace. Made with a superb blend of exotic rums, falernum, and fresh fruit nectars. |
$0.00 |
Leilani’ Fire Bowl Circa 1983Never mess with a woman scorned. 48 oz. Of liquor-on-fire nonsense. A cadre of booze and boozosity. Mango, hibiscus, pineapple, orange, and citrus bitters. |
$0.00 |
Psychotic Suzi Circa 2008Suzi says, ‘your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant.’” a 20 oz. Delirium of redrum, sailor jerry, trader vic’s, and a whole lime. Amazing! |
$0.00 |
Tiki-Tini Gimlet Circa 1963Psycho is as psycho does. We lastly feature a tikified gin drink for all you non-rum drinking traitors. Beefeater gin, fresh lime, falernum, whiskey barrel aged bitters. |
$0.00 |
Crap on Tap
SummitEpa |
$0.00 |
Summit Summer AleKölsch |
$0.00 |
Grain Belt - NordeastBrown ale |
$0.00 |
Grain Belt - PremiumLager |
$0.00 |
Surly - FuriousIPA |
$0.00 |
Miller LiteLight |
$0.00 |
3Rd Street - Rise to the Top(Cream ale) - suzi’s patio favorite |
$0.00 |
Kona - Big WaveGolden ale |
$0.00 |
Blue MoonWheat |
$0.00 |
Fulton - Sweet ChildIPA |
$0.00 |
Angry OrchardCider |
$0.00 |
Morningwood CoffeeStout |
$0.00 |
Beers in a Can
For the discriminating beer drinker
Beers in a Can - Shorties
Back in Black |
$0.00 |
Indeed Day Tripper |
$0.00 |
Leinie's Honey Weiss |
$0.00 |
Capital Supper Club |
$0.00 |
Beers in a Can - Talls
Surly Bender |
$0.00 |
PBR |
$0.00 |
Coors Light |
$0.00 |
Leinie's Summer Shandy |
$0.00 |
Stella Artois |
$0.00 |
Hamms |
$0.00 |
High Life |
$0.00 |
Schlitz |
$0.00 |
Beers in a Bottle
Budweiser |
$0.00 |
Amstel Light |
$0.00 |
Lift Bridge Farm Girl |
$0.00 |
Corona |
$0.00 |
Mich. Golden Light |
$0.00 |
Dark Horse Raspberry |
$0.00 |
Bells Oberon |
$0.00 |
Steel Toe Size 7 |
$0.00 |
Steel Toe Rainmaker |
$0.00 |
Steel Toe Provider |
$0.00 |
Pacifico |
$0.00 |
Alcoholic, but Not Necessarily Beer
Strongbow Cider |
$0.00 |
Crispin |
$0.00 |
Non Alcoholic Beer
Because we love you long time
Odouls Amber |
$0.00 |
Kaliber |
$0.00 |
Wino
Red ColorMalbec - pinot noir - cabernet |
$0.00 |
White ColorSauvignon blanc - pinot grigio - chardonnay |
$0.00 |
Celebrate Good TimesBottle of bubbly |
$0.00 |
Celebration for One(Individual bubbles in a can) sofia blanc de blancs |
$0.00 |
And Othe BZy Delight
Want more rum and fun? Get it in a coconut for 1 more
Rum ShakeBest boozy drink ever! Vanilla soft serve, rum, and kahlua |
$0.00 |
Suzi's Strawberry DaiquiriRedrum, fresh whole lime, strawberry syrup |
$0.00 |
House MargaritaCuervo gold, fresh whole lime |
$0.00 |
Mighty Fine MargaritaSauza hornitos reposado, cointreau, fresh whole lime |
$0.00 |
Late Night Summe
Happy hour sun.-thursday 10pm-close
Late Night Summe - Sunday Sidekick
2 for 1 Taps |
$0.00 |
Late Night Summe - Mmm...Mondays
Mojitos |
$5.00 |
Margaritas |
$5.00 |
Mai Tais |
$5.00 |
Late Night Summe - Tuesday Tasting
Beer Boards - Mix and Match 4 Sample BeersSee server for rotating beer list |
$6.00 |
Late Night Summe - Wednesday Mid-Week Mixer
Rum Shakes |
$5.00 |
Late Night Summe - Thursday Don’T Bring Your Guns to Town
All WhiskeysAre 1/2 off (not scotch...just whiskey) |
$0.00 |
Late Night Summe - Sunday-Thursday Late Night Food
Solo PizzaWith beverage purchase |
$5.00 |
Day Brightene Special - Every Single Day! (Afternoon Delight 3-6Pm)
Well Drinks, |
$3.00 |
Domestic Taps, |
$3.00 |
Premium Local Taps |
$4.00 |
Day Brightene Special - Saturday & Sunday 10Am-2Pm
Bloody Mary BarLoads of crap you can shove in a glass. |
$7.95 |
Tropical MimosasExotic, refreshing, and good. |
$6.95 |
Pu-Pu for You
Literally, all of our luscious and calorie free appetizers are made one at a time by the hands of fair minnesota maidens who sing tiki songsand repair cars and of course, cook.
Backfire DipSpicy artichoke, parmesan, and jalapeno gratin. Served bubbling hot with toasted baguette. |
$0.00 |
Grainbelt-Battered Onion RingsLow-calorie greasy goodness made with minnesota beer, sweet onions, and salt. |
$0.00 |
Trans-Am Tater TotsRegular tots. Good times. Served with rock sauce. |
$0.00 |
Astro TotsTots topped with sharp cheddar and southern style sausage gravy. |
$0.00 |
Brown Sugar BabiesBacon wrapped smokies in a brown sugar and bourbon reduction. |
$0.00 |
Fried Asparagus SpearsBeer battered and lightly seasoned. Not healthy. Served with rock sauce. |
$0.00 |
Potluck Pickle Roll-UpsThe backyard party favorite A.K.A. Minnesota sushi. Trashy, but tasty. |
$0.00 |
Blue Bacon Kitchen ChipsHouse-made potato chips topped with a blue cheese crumble and applewood bacon. Served with tequila buffalo sauce. |
$0.00 |
Baked DucatiBaked goat cheese in a marinated chunky tomato sauce. Served with garlic buttered baguette. |
$0.00 |
Mini Chicken SidecarsCrispy chicken on sweet hawaiian rolls, shredded iceberg, spicy mayo. Per order. |
$3.00 |
Grainbelt-Battered Cheese CurdsCheesy natural wonders made with love by our neighbor’s cows. State fair blue ribbon. |
$0.00 |
Polynesian WingsWings tossed with a lightly spiced peach, soy sauce, and sesame dressing. |
$0.00 |
Barracuda WingsCrispy fried chicken served with our tequila buffalo sauce and house blue cheese dressing. |
$0.00 |
Dry Rub WingsWings rubbed with brown sugar, nutmeg, and spices. Blue cheese or ranch. |
$0.00 |
Peggy's Deviled EggsPeggy turns farm eggs into a half dozen classless little devils. Good for her. |
$0.00 |
Pu-Pu for You - Longboards (Feelin Fancy Flatbreads)
OreganoRoasted garlic oil, fresh mozzarella, fresh oregano |
$0.00 |
Roasted MushroomShitake, oyster, cremini, fontina, herb goat cheese, roasted garlic |
$0.00 |
Blue Cheese and Roasted PearBalsamic onion, fontina |
$0.00 |
ChorizoSpanish style chorizo, fried capers, fontina, herb oil |
$0.00 |
Soup and Salad |
$0.00 |
Soup & Salad - Spicy Black Bean Chili (Vegetarian)
Chopped Chicken CaesarChopped marinated chicken coated in suzi’s blackened spice, romaine leaves with caesar dressing, butter and herb croutons, and shredded parmesan. |
$0.00 |
Spinach and WalnutFresh spinach and romaine, st. pete’s blue or montchevre goat, spiced walnuts, red onions with balsamic dressing. |
$0.00 |
Soup & Salad - Soup of the Day
Blue FairlaneIceberg wedge with applewood bacon, marinated red onion, blue cheese crumbles, and house-made croutons with blue cheese dressing. |
$0.00 |
House SaladMixed greens, grape tomatoes, red onion, and house-made croutons. |
$0.00 |
World Famous Minneapolis Pizzas
If you didn’t know, psycho suzi’s is world-renowned for its tasty pizza. We’ve won thousands of awards for its deliciousness. So many we had to build
World Famous Minneapolis Pizzas - Standard Crust
Suzi SupremePepperoni, fennel sausage, onion, green pepper, black olive, and cremini with house tomato sauce. |
$0.00 |
The FastbackArtichoke, fresh spinach, roma tomato with our white-wine garlic sauce. |
$0.00 |
Ultra Bird IiRoasted chicken, red onion, roma tomato, spicy pickled vegetable, and feta crumble with white-wine garlic sauce. |
$0.00 |
Four BarrelFennel sausage, red onion, roasted red peppers, and feta crumble with house tomato sauce |
$0.00 |
Pineapple Barbie QRoasted chicken, sweet onion, fresh pineapple slices, and our spicy BBQ sauce. |
$0.00 |
Sausage and Triple MushroomFennel sausage, shitake, oyster, and cremini with house tomato sauce. |
$0.00 |
Thailand IslandRoasted chicken, pineapple, scallions, basil, green pepper, thai chili and pickled carrots on a spicy peanut sauce. |
$0.00 |
Suzi QuattroFresh spinach, sun-dried tomato, roasted garlic, with our white-wine garlic sauce. |
$0.00 |
Deep Dish
All deep dish pizzas topped with house chunky sweet tomato sauce
SilveradoFennel sausage, pepperoni, cremini, onion, and black olives. |
$0.00 |
American MuscleA heart attack of meat. Pepperoni, fennel sausage, canadian bacon, applewood bacon, and whole milk mozzarella. |
$0.00 |
Victory Veggie PieSpinach, cremini, roma tomato, onion, and green pepper. |
$0.00 |
Classic PepperoniHouse sweet and chunky tomato sauce. |
$0.00 |
Classic SausageHouse sweet and chunky tomato sauce. |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza
Standard CheeseSolo, medium, large |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza - Sauce
House Red |
$0.00 |
Chunky Sweet Tomato |
$0.00 |
Cayenne BBQ |
$0.00 |
White |
$0.00 |
Wine Garlic |
$0.00 |
Deep Dish CheeseMedium, large |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza - Meat
Pepperoni |
$0.00 |
Fennel Sausage |
$0.00 |
Roasted Chicken |
$0.00 |
Bacon |
$0.00 |
Canadian Bacon |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza - Cheese
Feta |
$0.00 |
Sharp Cheddar |
$0.00 |
Soy Cheese |
$0.00 |
Extra Mozzarella |
$0.00 |
Design Your Own Pizza - Veggies
Mushroom |
$0.00 |
Pineapple |
$0.00 |
Onion |
$0.00 |
Red Onion |
$0.00 |
Basil |
$0.00 |
Spinach |
$0.00 |
Jalapeno |
$0.00 |
Black Olive |
$0.00 |
Green Olive |
$0.00 |
Roasted Garlic |
$0.00 |
Artichoke |
$0.00 |
Green Pepper |
$0.00 |
Roasted Red Pepper |
$0.00 |
Tomato |
$0.00 |
Sandwiches & Burgers
All served with tasty tots, house-made chips, or coleslaw
Cobra Jet (Toasted)Sliced sirloin, melted provolone, sautéed onion and bell pepper with our special sauce. |
$0.00 |
Pontiac Ii (Toasted)Spicy barbie-q pulled pork, and vinegar slaw. |
$0.00 |
El Dorado (Toasted)Sliced sirloin, blue cheese crumbles, caramelized onion, and hot pepper mayo. |
$0.00 |
Chicken Salad Croissant (Deli)Roasted chicken and walnut salad topped with romaine. |
$0.00 |
Charger BurgerPremium natural beef topped with spicy BBQ sauce, applewood smoked bacon, and cheddar cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato, and red onion. |
$0.00 |
Plymouth Prowler (Toasted)Pulled pork, melted swiss, honey ham, house-made pickles, red onion, and mustard sauce. |
$0.00 |
Mushroom and Swiss BurgerPremium natural beef and herbed butter burger topped with sautéed mushrooms and swiss cheese. |
$0.00 |
Suzi BurgerPremium natural beef and herbed butter burger topped with caramelized onion, provolone cheese, and red pepper mayo. |
$0.00 |
American Rambler BurgerPremium natural beef topped with your choice of provolone or cheddar. Served with lettuce, tomato, and red onion. |
$0.00 |
Wayfarer (Toasted)Fish sandwich with spicy tartar, sharp cheddar and shredded lettuce. |
$0.00 |
Build Your Own Burger
Premium natural beef. Choose one item per category
Build Your Own Burger - Meat & Cheese
Cheddar |
$0.00 |
Pepperjack |
$0.00 |
Provolone |
$0.00 |
Swiss |
$0.00 |
Blue Cheese |
$0.00 |
Applewood Bacon |
$0.00 |
Build Your Own Burger - Veggies
LtoLettuce, tomato, onion |
$0.00 |
Caramelized Onions |
$0.00 |
House-Made Pickles |
$0.00 |
Roasted Garlic |
$0.00 |
Sautéed Mushrooms |
$0.00 |
Sautéed Onion/Jalapeno |
$0.00 |
Build Your Own Burger - Sauce
BBQ |
$0.00 |
Rock |
$0.00 |
Horsey |
$0.00 |
Mayo |
$0.00 |
Ranch |
$0.00 |
Barracuda |
$0.00 |
Polynesian |
$0.00 |
Terrific Desserts
Ice Cream SandwichChocolate cookie sandwich stuffed with sebastian joe’s ice cream. |
$0.00 |
Deep Fried Snickers |
$0.00 |
Rum ShakeMust be 21. vanilla soft serve, jamaican rum, and kahlua. Best dessert ever. |
$0.00 |
Working Man Meals
Add soda, coffee, or iced tea $1. Add any tap beer
Pizza SpecialStandard solo pizza with choice of sauce and any two toppings |
$0.00 |
Working Man Meals - Lunch Size Salads
Chopped Caesar Salad Spinach and Walnut |
$0.00 |
Working Man Meals - Lunch Burgers
Suzi Burger Burger Du JourAll burgers served with house-made chips, tots, coleslaw, or soup du jour |
$0.00 |
Working Man Meals - Lunch Sandwiches
Mon-friday 11-2pm. Dine-in only. Excludes holidays.
Lunch Pontiac Ii Chicken Salad CroissantAll sandwiches served with house-made chips, tots, coleslaw, or soup du jour |
$0.00 |
Wings and Soup or SaladServed with soup or a house salad |
$0.00 |
Longboard and Soup or SaladServed with soup or a house salad |
$0.00 |
Brunch Items
Available saturday and sunday 10am-2pm
The Mercury Breakfast PizzaCanadian bacon, caramelized onion, egg, chives, cheddar and mozzarella cheese, and a drizzle of hollandaise. Served on a golden crust. |
$0.00 |
The Boss Breakfast PizzaNueske’s bacon, sausage gravy, egg, red onion, and cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Served on a golden crust. |
$0.00 |
Highboy Breakfast PizzaRoasted mushrooms, red onion, asparagus, herb oil, cheddar, egg, and a drizzle of hollandaise. |
$0.00 |
Biscayne BiscuitsFreshly baked biscuits topped with egg, sausage, and house-made sausage gravy. Served with hash browns. |
$0.00 |
Buick CenturyToasted english muffin stacked with thick sliced canadian bacon, poached egg, and homemade hollandaise. Served with hash browns or breakfast potatoes. |
$0.00 |
Chorizo BenedictToasted english muffin, chorizo patties, poached eggs, topped with chipotle hollandaise. Served with hash browns or breakfast potatoes. |
$0.00 |
John Goss SandwichEnglish muffin with cream cheese, fresh chives, scrambled eggs, sausage, and american cheese. (Delicious without sausage, too. ) |
$0.00 |
Veggie CoronetEgg casserole baked with hash browns, asparagus, onion, green peppers, cauliflower, broccoli, and cheddar. Served with toast. |
$0.00 |
Brunch Items - Skillets
The MatadorTwo eggs, peppers, red onion, and fresh tomatoes sautéed with capers and savory spices on a bed of suzi’s breakfast potatoes. Served with toast. |
$0.00 |
El CaminoHash browns topped with eggs, onions, chorizo, corn, black beans, and covered with pepperjack cheese and chipotle hollandaise. Served with toast. |
$0.00 |
MaverickHash browns topped with eggs, ham, green peppers, and covered with cheddar cheese and hollandaise. Served with toast. |
$0.00 |
The SamoanSeasoned roasted pork, jalapenos and cheddar, topped with two fried eggs, and chalula sour cream on a bed of suzi’s breakfast potatoes. Served with toast. |
$0.00 |
American Scrambler2 scrambled eggs, nueske’s bacon, hash browns and wheat toast. |
$0.00 |
Brunch Items - Sides
Nueske's Bacon (2 Slices) |
$0.00 |
Sausage (2 Patties) |
$0.00 |
Chorizo (2 Patties) |
$0.00 |
Biscuits and Maple Butter |
$0.00 |
Wheat Toast |
$0.00 |
English Muffin |
$0.00 |
Breakfast Potatoes |
$0.00 |
Brunch Items - Sweets
Caramel Fruit and YogurtVanilla yogurt mixed with tropical fruits, creamy caramel, and cinnamon granola. |
$0.00 |
Chocolate WaffleTopped with house-made chocolate sauce and whipped cream. |
$0.00 |
Caramel Cream WaffleButter waffle topped with cinnamon boozie cream and homemade caramel. |
$0.00 |
Cinnamon ChevelleFreshly baked cinnamon roll made with lots of butter and homemade caramel. No calories. |
$0.00 |
Brunch Items - Beverages
Coffee |
$0.00 |
Juice |
$0.00 |
Tropical Mimosa |
$0.00 |
Bloody Mary Bar |
$0.00 |
Rum Shake |
$0.00 |